Hell freezes over. In DC the Straw Police are coming for your
sippy cups. Howard Schultz says the Democrats need to cut back on their caffeine and
whatever you do, don't say anything that might offend the...
It's so cold in Chicago they're lighting the RailRoad tracks on fire and
arrestin' Disney characters in Illinois.
The Venezuela rumorupdate. Apple has a bad day. Transportin' laundry
detergent, that's an arrestin' in...