Overnight Underground News

Jan 31, 2019

Hell freezes over. In DC the Straw Police are coming for your sippy cups. Howard Schultz says the Democrats need to cut back on their caffeine and whatever you do, don't say anything that might offend the...

Jan 30, 2019

It's so cold in Chicago they're lighting the RailRoad tracks on fire and arrestin' Disney characters in Illinois. The Venezuela rumor update. Apple has a bad day. Transportin' laundry detergent, that's an arrestin' in...

Jan 29, 2019

So cold in Chicago they're stealing coats. AOC's beauty tips. The 2020 lineup expands. Opioids are the new laxative. And, could I interest you in a used sex...

Jan 26, 2019

The Shutdown caved, Venezuela heads to the UN, Canada apologizes for being number one, russian roulette on the big muddy and trans...

Jan 25, 2019

Roger Stone gets busted. Could Venezuela become Panama Electric Boogaloo V2. Japan's supreme court gets all transy. Bono says capitalism is a wild beast and something fishy in...