Jan 31, 2020
Coronavirus Alert Level 4 Citizen, Greta Nobel Prize and Name Trademark, Punxsutawney Phil PETA Clash Update, Minnie
Mouse Vegas Beatdown, Daylight Savings
Jan 30, 2020
Coronavirus is Good 4 US Employment, Putin Supreme Ruler, Popeyes Chic, New York Needs Bags, Nicks
Jan 29, 2020
Trump hints at stopping flights between US and
China, Starbucks closes ½ its Chinese stores,
Bloomberg shakes dog's nose, WAWA security breach update, USB Condoms Netflix firings and blind Florida
Jan 28, 2020
Jamaica Rocks, Stocks to Clean Up with, PITA Wants to Kill Phill, Trump says Pot Makes You Stupid,
Great State of New York Appoints Pot...
Jan 27, 2020
Mongolia is closed till further notice.
Philly is infected... Is that redundant?
Stock Market jitters in the sh*tter. Hey somebody figured out
Greta is white. And yes, you can
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